Flintstone, I'd like you to know that I enjoy working long hours, late nights, even weekends, so feel free to use me however you see fit. Believe it not, the one who scored the highest was Fred Flintstone.I have vision, and right now I have a vision of you and me dripping with coconut oil on a beach in Rockapulco with Mr.One day, we'll look back on this and laugh.One minute people are your best friends, and the next you're fantasizing they're being ripped apart by a pack of rabid wolves. Well I wish that I could say the same.Fred! And promise me you won't say anything like you did when you saw my sister's baby.In fact, it's probably because of me that you all are in this mess. (An angry mob about to hang Fred asks him if he knows him) Well, he used to be my best friend.Can I have everyone's attention, please? (Caveman: I hope it's not another poem).That does it! The only reason you got that job is 'cause I switched tests with you.Come on, say "Dadda"! (Bamm-Bamm just keeps saying his own name).Someday, I'll pay him back! Someday, somehow.Well, he's not really what we expected, but we'll love him like he was our own.Hey Barn, you like your steak rare, right? Well, that one's yours.Did I mention she could chisel 18 words a minute? Fred is the greatest bowler on Earth! Okay, now you talk and see how much I can remember.Slate, I don't think you hired me just to sit here and look pretty, I hate to burst your bubble, but if you build houses this small, whose going to live in them? Afraid? Now let's get this straight Rubble.
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